Breaking Kayfabe

FABERS! We have a podcast for you, so you better listen the fuck up. This week, the handsome trio discusses Goldust's recent release, ways to improve TNA (hint: none), the magnificent return of Paul Heyman, and we are joined by a surprise guest! Also, Michael contemplates suicide and makes plans for continuing the show after his death. We're lookin' at you, Hinks.

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Fabers, would you like to listen to a new episode of Breaking Kayfabe? No? Well then fuck right off and listen anyway. We've got a show to do. This week, James and Michael talk about Brick Losner/Bork Laser, Extreme Rules, we recast Lost with wrestlers, DDP called James, and we rebrand the podcast into Breaking Jayfabe, all about R&B superstar J-Gray. It's a good show. I think. Probably not. Fuckiiiiiiiiiin who cares?

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Oh man! Mike Shaw returns to action this week as we discuss, well, a shitload of things. We talk WWE's current business model, Brock Lesnar's contract signing with John Cena, another relatively solid SmackDown, and how Beth Phoenix fooled the fucking world. Oh, and we talk about Chris Chan, because we are an internet culture podcast from 2010. Listen please! Or FUCK THE FUCK OFF ASSHOLES.

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Fabers! Gorgeous Fabers! It's episode 84! Listen to it now! Mike Shaw couldn't make it, but we were able to scrounge together a boy named Stephen Johnson, who happened to be at the Blast from the Past SmackDown this past week. So he tells us about his time there, which sounded nice because he's clearly rich and hung out in the third row like a king. I don't know what the fuck else we talk about. We talk about TNA a lot, which is kind of dumb, because TNA is awful. Sometimes these things happen. So yeah! Check it, kids.

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Fabers! Behold, the fabled 83rd episode of Breaking Kayfabe. This week, we talk about SmackDown for an astonishing amount of time (see: more than two minutes), we almost turn into men but get really uncomfortable, and we talk enough about JTG to warrant a record third episode title being in reference to him. By comparison, our gods CM Punk and Chris Jericho both have zero episodes named after them. Shit.

Oh! And we have a new theme song. We're in love with it. If you aren't, listen to it like five more times. Then you will be. Guaranteed. It's science.

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FABERS! WE ARE BACK! Episode titles are back! Episode descriptions are back! Marvell and Crippa? FUCKING GONE. It is back to just us proper gentlemen hanging out, talking wrestling, and having a laugh. Be excited. This week, we talk about WrestleMania 28 and all the goodness that came along with it -- the end of an era, Punk and Jericho, Rock and Cena, WHOA. We also discuss the greatest fucking Raw of all time, with the hottest crowd, amazing promos, and the return of BROCK LESNAR. Fuck. This is a really good show. So fucking listen to it, you dick. Don't be rude.

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episode 81

Uncle Marvell

is going to win at Mania. Suck it Spada.

[EDIT] FUCK YOU MARVELL we are totally taking this match. And we can finally go back to hilarious episode titles and snarky episode descriptions. You dick. Die.

[EDIT] Michael, you have broken the ten ComMarvments for the umpteenth time. I will be sure to deliver an extra choke hold in the name of the ComMarvments this Sunday at WrestleMania.

[EDIT] Marvell, that will be impossible, considering I will literally murder you the moment I enter the ring.

[EDIT] And I will legally make sure my wife sues you and gains custody of the show. The Westfalls reign supreme, nigga!

[EDIT] Or I could just change the name of the fucking show and then you won't have any legal power over me at all.

[EDIT] Fuck. Suck my dick. Faggot.

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episode 80

Uncle Marvell

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Episode Description

Uncle Marvell

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Jesus Christ, Fabers. Get out the tissues. And for once, that isn't a dirty joke. The first 40 minutes of Breaking Kayfabe are just one depressing fucking topic after another. From Michael's court case with Uncle Marvell to Kharma's unfortunate loss to Wade Barrett's career, we cover some really unpleasant stuff in the first bit of the show. Stephen Johnson joins us later on, though, to issue a HUGE challenge, and of course, we talk in-depth about the Raw we went to in Boston where re-res made us giggle and a black aspy teen became Michael's very best friend. Oh joy, it's Breaking Fucking Kayfabe!

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